Happy New Year! Aren't we happy today! What a nice umbrella! Elkka porka-porka nudelschwartz! (Could mean anything. Here it's "I have a dental aircraft")
First of all, let me express my grattitude towards the Banglahar nation for their lack of support to this page! It makes me very happy and proud that this nation in particular does not wish to engage itself into a debate about absolutely almost nothing (not The Big Nothing, which someone has copyrighted, but just a nothing), but almost something, even though this can be misunderstood to be an abstract something, residing on the palm of mindless pain in the soul of the extinct Zaboylon! So i will endulge in a non-social experiment, taking you to the border of your own limits, and maybe a little further. If you wish to participate in this experiment you will need the following remedies:
Now you group the ten elements and your self into 3 groups. Any group has to consist of at least two elements. You then isolate each group for 3 hours, and the surviving elements of the groups may continue to the next round. In the next round you group the elements so that any group consists of at least two elements, and again you isolate the groups, but this time for 6 hours, that is, you double the time. You repeat this regrouping and timedoubling until only ONE element remains. (for best results pick a very large pet, elephant, 50 ft. pythoon, dinosaur (very rare) etc.) The objective of the experiment is to isolate the element that is most adaptive and therefore most likely to survive any change in it's whole enviroment, giving you the reciept of the perfect survivor (like Arnold Schwarzenegger, even though it would look odd if a non-greased condome carried a MX-Z18 auto-power-granade-launching-kick-ass rifle in Predator 1). Now, will it be the mirror, the pet, the tape or.... Feel free to send in your results to where they will be studied, evaluated and hopefully make it to the next UN-Peace Conference, where they will show to everybody how to survive living. Right on! Nail on the spot! You actually did it! Wow! Suckittome! Yo-bros-mohs-pohs! You made number
Which makes you the lucky looser of my win-a-signed-Cliff-Richard-and-Barry-Manilow-photo competition! (The day i actually get such a photo, the name of the sorry winner will be published in a new-religious magazine like "Napalm" or "Saucage Compound", so buy them every month and check up on your friends. |