I bid you welcome to the one and unique Sado Semantic Institue.

You will learn to serve... ehrrmm.. sell shoes choosen from any 409 different designs, and I will put your endurance to a test that only the tuffest will survive.
Imagine your penis hung in a rather complex 20.000 volt wireframe, while your tutor (Karl Erik Assing) is preexamining you to test your abilities. Imagine the excitement while I am standing behind you with a heavy roll of barbed wire, and any "wrongs" will justfy YOU to have the skin of your bare ass ripped of by ME!