LINKS! yes.... hrmm...

"links" is german and means "left", contrary to "rechts" which is also german and means "right" which in turn is "richtig" in german and means "correct" in english and means absolutely nothing in Nairobi.

Have you ever thought about stripping all the bits of a dozen cd's and tapestring your bathroom with them, enabling you to hear all kinds of music just by mounting a semiconductor laser on your nose?

I am reducing you to number